September 2012
“Everyone at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid, Lemony Snicket (via influentiial)
So my sister just told a group of adults that the best way to “empower” women and give them “good self esteem” is to teach young obese girls how to lose weight. Because it’s totally great for self esteem to be told you aren’t good enough, right? And because empowering future women is to teach them that what’s on the outside is important, right? Anyways...
August 2012
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geniusalias:
When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:
I’m literally only one chapter into Cline’s Ready Player One, but I’m already in love with it.
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“If you can’t take a little bloody nose maybe you ought to go back home and crawl...”
– Q, Star Trek: The Next Generation “Q Who?” (via draculabiscuits)
I'm coming back...
theinturnet:
bless this gif!
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ellesugars:
(puts on a lab coat)
(clears throat)
you need to kiss me For Science
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nepeter:
my reaction to every single update the tumblr staff does
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To all my darling followers that are under 21 in...
lemyh:
There is no classy way to drink beer out of a can. Just accept that right now.
word.
theatticdemos:
wrists-of-crimson:
how do you politely push someone off a cliff
Oh yeah I sunburned my scalp too, which must be why it continues to itch/sting. This is what happens when I leave my cave and venture squinting into the sunlight.
Tonight’s agenda: Red Dead Redemption and trying not to jostle my sunburns.
blaqkwidow:
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
except I do have a passion for frozen yogurt.
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crocmartens:
how is scarlett johansson so curvy and nice 24/7
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evantimes:
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜♡ ゜・。。・゜
buy me food
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜♡ ゜・。。・゜
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