If you’ve been drinking and conversation doesn’t eventually turn to the Universe and The State of Things, I don’t want to drink with you and I probably don’t want to be friends with you.
Spending my last night in SF with people I hate.
Advil has to be one of my favorite things.
Guys….too many mojitos.
Hello, everyone. I’m currently tumbling from my sister’s macbook (!) and generally hanging around the office where she works. In San Fransisco. You see, this is significant for me because as an anthropology major, I’m going to be one of the educated unemployed* and probably won’t ever actually work anywhere with a “business casual” attire.
I forgot how much I love minecraft.
By the way guys....
me all school year: omg when is summer
me on the first day of summer: ok what now
In reality, trigger warnings are unrealistic. They are the dream-child of a...– Trigger warnings don’t work. Here’s why. By SUSANNAH BRESLIN
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
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memewhore: I’m so confused right now.
A POST ABOUT (100 OF MY) UCI PROBLEMS
greyest: 1. You finally trek out all the way over to the underground tunnels only to find that your flashlight is way too wimpy and now you’re hearing voices that are not your own/your friends’ coming from the inside of the tunnels 2. Pippin almost never has Cinnamon Toast Crunch 3. You’re stuck in a class (especially certain lower-division STEM classes) where the professor, who obviously...
kiibutt: holyhandgrenaded: 1captainausome1: gamtavsexual: mattisbollywood: asian: I’m so glad every tumblr user has now decided to add that gold star saying “you tried” to every post