memewhore: Just riding my pig. No big deal.
The following is a 6-page word document that my cat typed up in my absence today. I hope she had a nice...
K: “He’s attractive in a douchey sort of way.” Me: “Yeah, like I want to slap his face right after I finish sucking on it.” I NEED TO STOP TALKING.
travelingtroublemaker: Katy Perry - E.T. (guy...
Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you...
sherlock-watson: Hey guys Hahahaha, gpoy!
Oh my god.
Free books for the iPad bookstore shelf app thing. SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
Woe to you who long for the day of the LORD! Why do you long for the day of the LORD? That day will be darkness, not light. It will be as though a man fled from a lion only to meet a bear, as though he entered his house and rested his hand on the wall only to have a snake bite him. Will not the day of the LORD be darkness, not light— pitch-dark, without a ray of...
My betta has fin rot. I changed his water 4 days ago. If he would STOP spitting out his food, it would make my life so much easier.
My awkward life is awkward.